歌詞

He’d be handsome if he just kept quiet

With eyes wide open, he looks like a Japanese actor

He loves reptiles, keeps a giant lizard at home

He’s good at cooking

And good at drawing

Favors an oil-painting touch

Publishes doujin books too

And he’s got a sense of style

He’s loose with time, short on patience—his only flaws

He can’t hold his focus long

So he can’t sit through a long movie or a play

And with his frequent bathroom trips, it’s even worse

Sometimes he lets out a sudden strange cry

A seizure?

No—maybe it’s because he’s actually an alien

He’s intense—but his two older sisters are even more intense

When all three join forces, they can probably do anything

Their mother is a nurse who’s “never allowed to retire”

The family gets along incredibly well

Anyone who visits is welcomed with open arms

They’re friendly even to strangers

A home full of fresh air—nothing but openness

He has a “master” who keeps him like a pet

Loves Japanese sake

Looks like that mouse yokai from an anime

A scrawny work-from-home guy with a receding hairline

They get along, but he’s an indoor type

So he never shows up at YUKI’s gatherings

Probably because he can’t keep up with the conversation speed

He can move his right and left eyes separately

Blow cigarette smoke out of his nose

Lose anything he borrows

Accepts gifts but forgets to give any in return

A classic “sly little opportunist”

And still, everyone loves him—

That lucky bastard he is