歌詞

Dripping like a faucet, my nose won’t quit

Stuffy both ways, I can’t deal with this

My eyes are burning, tears won’t stop

Springtime’s here but I wanna drop

Everyone’s out, having their fun

While I’m stuck sneezing, can’t breathe in my lungs

Popping pills, now I’m feeling so slow

So damn drowsy, but sleep won’t flow

Oh no! It’s allergy hell!

Take my nose off, wash it out as well!

Tears and snot, I can’t even see!

Who the hell made that pollen ad on TV?!

"Oh, it's raining, must be nice?"

Who made that rule, who gave that advice?!

Only safe place? In the shower!

Oh yeah! I’m not going out for hours!

My eyes are itching, I rub them raw

Sneeze so hard, I broke my jaw

Why the hell do those trees shake on screen?!

Are they mocking us? That’s just mean!

"Oh I get it, I have allergies too!"

No, dude, you have no damn clue!

Mild cases and severe ain’t the same!

I’m barely alive, this ain't a game!

Oh no! It’s allergy hell!

Take my nose off, wash it out as well!

Tears and snot, I can’t even see!

Who the hell made that pollen ad on TV?!

"Oh, it's raining, must be nice?"

Who made that rule, who gave that advice?!

Only safe place? In the shower!

Oh yeah! I’m not going out for hours!

Every gust of wind brings doom

Spring air feels like poison fumes

Medicated but I still feel rough

Damn, I’ve had enough!

They’re out for brunch, they’re drinking wine

I’m drowning in tissues, losing my mind!

Rain won’t save me, no, not today!

Let me stay in the shower, wash it all away!

Oh no! It’s allergy hell!

Springtime sucks, just go to hell!