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Crab stick is a food that resembles crab in flavor, texture, shape, and color, it was discovered in Japan in the 1970s and is considered to be one of the three greatest post-war food delicacies. The official name of crab cakes is "Kyanikyama," and henceforth this creature will be referred to as "Kyanikyama".
The Kyanikyama is a life form that lives on a crab pulsar far, far away in space, slightly visible from Earth.
The Crab pulsar is ruled by three nice Kyanikyamas led by Kyanikyama=Leader! They are sneaky, tough, and very lovable creatures! With their help The Crab pulsar was constantly filled with the wild laughter of the Kyanikyamas...
But! The Crab pulsar spins at an extremely high speed of 30 revolutions per second, making it a little inconvenient for everyone to live. In order to find a new home, the three chosen Kyanikyamas landed on Earth by chance, a long way from home. I still remember the excitement of that day. Oh, beautiful blue earth, I want to dye it red. Wanu Wanu. That's what the Kyanikyamas decided to do.
There are three forms of Kyanikyama: the stick-shaped form that humans often see in supermakets (the so-called crab sticks), the crab form that is now considered a delicacy of the sea and shows off its Victory Paws to foolish humans, and the human form. And then there's the Nice Kyanikyama Sanbon Kyanikyama, led by Kyanikyama-Lidaa, a super advanced humanoid form that can change at will. With these three forms, they are trying to take over the human brain. In other words, the "Human Kyanikyamization Project"...!!!
The "Human Kyanikyamization Project" is a very scary and funny plan. If you eat Kyanikyama, you will be programmed to become a Kyanikyama after 111 years. In the meantime, humans will: I. Stretch out II. Eat Kyanikyama every day III. Live to be 111 years old. Strictly adhere to these three rules, love Kyanikyama, obsess over Kyanikyama, and eventually, Kyanikyama will take over the entire planet!!!

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    Crab stick is a food that resembles crab in flavor, texture, shape, and color, it was discovered in Japan in the 1970s and is considered to be one of the three greatest post-war food delicacies. The official name of crab cakes is "Kyanikyama," and henceforth this creature will be referred to as "Kyanikyama". The Kyanikyama is a life form that lives on a crab pulsar far, far away in space, slightly visible from Earth. The Crab pulsar is ruled by three nice Kyanikyamas led by Kyanikyama=Leader! They are sneaky, tough, and very lovable creatures! With their help The Crab pulsar was constantly filled with the wild laughter of the Kyanikyamas... But! The Crab pulsar spins at an extremely high speed of 30 revolutions per second, making it a little inconvenient for everyone to live. In order to find a new home, the three chosen Kyanikyamas landed on Earth by chance, a long way from home. I still remember the excitement of that day. Oh, beautiful blue earth, I want to dye it red. Wanu Wanu. That's what the Kyanikyamas decided to do. There are three forms of Kyanikyama: the stick-shaped form that humans often see in supermakets (the so-called crab sticks), the crab form that is now considered a delicacy of the sea and shows off its Victory Paws to foolish humans, and the human form. And then there's the Nice Kyanikyama Sanbon Kyanikyama, led by Kyanikyama-Lidaa, a super advanced humanoid form that can change at will. With these three forms, they are trying to take over the human brain. In other words, the "Human Kyanikyamization Project"...!!! The "Human Kyanikyamization Project" is a very scary and funny plan. If you eat Kyanikyama, you will be programmed to become a Kyanikyama after 111 years. In the meantime, humans will: I. Stretch out II. Eat Kyanikyama every day III. Live to be 111 years old. Strictly adhere to these three rules, love Kyanikyama, obsess over Kyanikyama, and eventually, Kyanikyama will take over the entire planet!!!

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