ピカピカ！ギラギラ！歌舞伎町！
サンタも迷子の大混乱！
チャラチャラ！ワチャワチャ！ネオン街！
Merry…? いや、Crazy Christmas!
ゴジラの下でサンタが煙草
トナカイ泥酔して路地裏バタバタ
「今日ヒマ？」ってホストが声かけ連発
ネオンがチカチカ脳を直撃
ピンヒール シャカシャカ 嬢が急ぎ足
「クリスマスは地獄の稼ぎ時〜」
店前でキャッチがペコペコ
ケンカかと思えばプレゼント交換（？）
ラブホの電飾ピカピカ
客引きの声がガヤガヤ
人混みで財布がヒヤヒヤ
歌舞伎町は今日もゴチャゴチャ！
カブキ！カブキ！カブキクリスマス！！
ネオンが脳にガンガン響く
チャラチャラ チャラチャラ 心が踊る
歌舞伎町の Pop Pop Christmas！
ピカピカ ピカピカ 夜が笑う
ドキドキよりゴチャゴチャが勝つ
カブキ！カブキ！カブキクリスマス！！
止まらない Crazy Merry Night!
サンタ服の嬢が「今日、指名して♡」
隣の嬢は「私は帰れない♡」
メンヘラ vs ホスト vs 彼氏 vs 客
もう誰が主役かわからない
ハイブランド袋ぶら下げた兄ちゃん
トー横キッズがカラオケ大合唱
神社の赤い鳥居の前で
なぜかサンタが土下座（？）
シャンパン開けてパンパン
バニーがピョンピョン乱舞
カップルはイチャイチャ急接近
街の熱量ボンボン爆発！
カブキ！カブキ！カブキクリスマス！！
笑い声がビルに反射して
ピカピカ ピカピカ 夜が走る
止まらないで Crazy Crazy Night!
チャカチャカ チラチラ 降る雪が
なぜか油そば屋に積もってく
カブキ！カブキ！カブキクリスマス！！
未来もずっとゴチャゴチャ Merry Night!
- Lyricist
510
- Composer
510
- Producer
Mr.510 NEET
- Graphic Design
Mr.510 NEET
- Vocals
Mr.510 NEET
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Kabuki Christmas
Mr.510 NEET
Artist: Mr.510 NEET
Title: "Kabuki Christmas"
"Kabuki Christmas" is a hyper-chaotic, neon-drenched Christmas anthem set in Tokyo's infamous nightlife district, Kabukicho.
Packed with wild humor, high energy, and a touch of madness, the song transforms Christmas Eve into a festival of flashing lights, eccentric characters, and nonstop street-level drama.
From drunk reindeer stumbling through back alleys to Santa smoking under the Godzilla statue, "Kabuki Christmas" paints a vivid, cinematic picture of a city where order collapses and nightlife rules.
The lyrics move like a whirlwind-host club workers hustling, cabaret girls running in high heels, street fights turning into unexpected gift exchanges, and the entire district bursting with chaotic joy.
Through rapid-fire repetition and catchy shouts of "Kabuki! Kabuki! Kabuki Christmas!!", the hook delivers an addictive, festival-like chant that captures the noisy heartbeat of Kabukicho.
The track celebrates the messy, energetic, unpredictable side of Tokyo-where neon lights overpower the snow, laughter bounces off buildings, and Christmas becomes its own kind of crazy holiday.
Midway through the song, the chaos escalates:
host club drama, emotional cabaret girls, high-brand shopping bags swinging in the crowd, karaoke-screaming street kids, and even a Santa Claus kneeling in front of a shrine for reasons no one fully understands.
It's a holiday story only Kabukicho could tell.
By the final chorus, the entire district erupts into a glowing, unstoppable celebration-a "Crazy Merry Night"-where snowflakes fall on ramen shops, alleyways, love hotels, and every chaotic corner of the city.
"Kabuki Christmas" is loud, colorful, and totally unhinged-
a playful tribute to Tokyo's wildest district, wrapped in glitter, neon, and pure comedic energy.
A perfect holiday release for listeners who want something fun, ridiculous, and unforgettable.
Artist Profile
Mr.510 NEET
Mr.510 NEET is an AI driven artist who creates music with a free and unbound spirit. This is not about avoiding work. This is about refusing restrictions. Blending hip hop, pop, orchestral elements, and electronic textures, Mr.510 NEET moves smoothly across genres with a sound that feels relaxed on the surface yet is crafted with detailed precision. His music expresses both humor and emotional depth, building a world that is unique, expressive, and unmistakably addictive. NEET stands for belonging to nothing and being constrained by no one. With this mindset, he creates songs that range from calm and comforting to dramatic and emotional compositions that resonate with listeners. As a free spirited AI artist, Mr.510 NEET continues to expand the possibilities of limitless creativity.
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