दुकानदार:
अरे भैया, समोसा ले लो, ताज़ा निकला है!
ग्राहक:
अरे ओहो, कितना गरम है! ज़ुबान जल गई!
दुकानदार:
चाय पी लो यार, सब ठीक हो जाएगा!
ग्राहक:
मीठी ऐसी कि शुगर दहाड़ मारकर भागे!
दुकानदार:
समोसा मसालेदार, भीड़ हो जाए बेक़रार
एक कौर में दिल बोले, “ये तो प्यार!”
ग्राहक:
मसाला इतना तेज़ कि आँखें खुद-ब-खुद बहें
सीधा नाक तक धुआँ चले!
दुकानदार:
अरे भैया, ये तो बस शुरुआत है!
पाव भाजी मक्खन में पूरी डूबी हुई
देखते ही भूख जाग जाए, ऐसी रूपी हुई
ग्राहक:
मक्खन इतना कि दिल भी फिसल जाए!
दुकानदार:
गोलगप्पा तैयार!
भैया, यहाँ धीरे-धीरे कुछ नहीं होता
तीन सेकंड में खत्म!
ग्राहक:
अरे रुको! अरे रुको!
इतनी स्पीड क्यों!?
समोसा-समोसा, जान ही ले लेगा
चाय की चुस्की, झटका दे देगा
गोलगप्पा rapid-fire, पेट बोले “बाप रे!”
देसी स्वाद, पूरा धमाका रे!
दुकानदार:
जलेबी ताज़ा, चाशनी टपकती
एक खाओ, दिल बोले “ज़िंदगी चमकती”
ग्राहक:
मीठा इतना कि नसों में
सीधा सिरप दौड़ जाए!
दुकानदार:
गुलाब जामुन — जैसा मुँह में जाओ, वैसा पिघलो
स्वाद ऐसा कि दुनिया ही घुलो
ग्राहक:
पिघलता है, पर दिमाग भी साथ में पिघलता!
दुकानदार:
लस्सी बनारसी — heavy, creamy, dreamy
एक घूँट में आदमी आधा sleepy
ग्राहक:
अरे भाई, आधा ग्लास में ही पेट बोला “बस!”
ग्राहक:
भैय्या… मैं… ज़िंदा भी रहूँगा या नहीं…
दुकानदार:
डर मत यार!
इंडिया का खाना पेट नहीं — दिल भरता है!
समोसा-समोसा “भाई, कमाल है!”
चाय की चुस्की “वाह, बेहिसाब है!”
गोलगप्पा rapid-fire “पेट का बवाल है!”
देसी स्वाद —
मस्ती का धमाल है!
- Lyricist
510
- Composer
510
- Producer
Mr.510 NEET
- Graphic Design
Mr.510 NEET
- Vocals
Mr.510 NEET
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I met a crazy guy today.
Mr.510 NEET
Mr.510 NEET presents his newest single, "I met a crazy guy today", a high-energy comedic hip-hop track inspired by the chaos, charm, and fast-paced atmosphere of an Indian street food stall - reimagined entirely through AI-generated sound.
The song unfolds like a short film:
a hyperactive vendor enthusiastically pushing food at full speed, and a bewildered customer struggling to survive the experience.
From steaming-hot samosas to overly sweet desserts and rapid-fire snacks, the track captures the intensity and humor of a "food adventure gone wrong."
The vendor is bold, loud, and unstoppable.
The customer reacts with shock, confusion, and desperate humor as he tries to keep up with the vendor's relentless pace.
The dialogue-driven storytelling feels like a comedic rap battle - full of punchlines, rhythm, and cinematic energy.
Explosive food descriptions, exaggerated reactions, and humorous chaos blend seamlessly with the beat, creating an experience that feels both global and unmistakably street-level.
The song reaches its emotional highlight when the vendor proudly declares:
"Indian food doesn't just fill your stomach - it fills your heart!"
This line becomes the soul of the track, transforming the chaos into warmth and reminding listeners why street culture is so beloved.
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"I met a crazy guy today" delivers a unique hybrid of comedy, rhythm, and cultural imagination - a playful global soundscape brought to life through AI creativity and Mr.510 NEET's signature storytelling style
Artist Profile
Mr.510 NEET
Mr.510 NEET is an AI driven artist who creates music with a free and unbound spirit. This is not about avoiding work. This is about refusing restrictions. Blending hip hop, pop, orchestral elements, and electronic textures, Mr.510 NEET moves smoothly across genres with a sound that feels relaxed on the surface yet is crafted with detailed precision. His music expresses both humor and emotional depth, building a world that is unique, expressive, and unmistakably addictive. NEET stands for belonging to nothing and being constrained by no one. With this mindset, he creates songs that range from calm and comforting to dramatic and emotional compositions that resonate with listeners. As a free spirited AI artist, Mr.510 NEET continues to expand the possibilities of limitless creativity.
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MLE Music
