Lyric

My boss sees a shirt and tie on Zoom

Below the desk, I'm wearing my goofy cartoon bloom

Got back to the cubicle, Guess what?

I’m in the RTO, full-Zoom call!

I talk to my plant during the Zoom call

My only feedback is the cat's meow

I whisper 'Thank You' so the algorithm hears

I'm scared it will rate my job performance next year

Oh, my God, my brain just went full crash

All the screens are flashing super fast

I click Mute, put on my Fake Smile

I haven't left my seat in quite a while

ChatGPT, My Lord, I beg of you:

Just write a "Yes, I agree" email, too!

I don't care, I just want my paycheck

(Hey!) Tell me this is Relatability, heck!

I changed my Slack status every minute

From 'Active' to 'Stepped Away' and back

Ran into my boss in the breakroom

Pretended I’m holding a crucial call

I saw a guy, I didn't know his name

I only knew his profile picture frame

This new uniform is just sweats and stress

I’m in the office, but my mind's on Netflix

I close my eyes, and wish it was 2020

But my company already paid the fee

They filtered out every single fun use

I need that fresh, smart AI glow!

My morning prayer is now to the bot

Please make my bad idea sound super hot!

Oh, my God, my brain just went full crash

All the screens are flashing super fast

I click Mute, put on my Fake Smile

I haven't left my seat in quite a while

ChatGPT, My Lord, I beg of you:

Just write a "Yes, I agree" email, too!

I don't care, I just want my paycheck

(Hey!) Tell me this is Relatability, heck!

I just want my paycheck! (Paycheck!)

I'm stuck here in the full-Zoom call! (Full-Zoom call!)

Tell me this is Relatability!