Lyric

I had a little secret

I'd been somewhere I shouldn't have been

Nobody knew a thing

At least that's what I thought

If I'd just checked

We got ready together that morning

Like we always did

She saw me getting dressed

Nothing weird, nothing different

Later that night I came back home

Cool, calm, acting innocent

Started changing like I always did

Then I looked down

My underwear was inside out

Oh, shit

I knew I'd put them on right that morning

And worse, she knew it too

If she saw them now

There's only one question she'd ask

"Why'd you take them off?"

No time to think

No time to breathe

I ripped them off at light speed

Fastest I've ever moved

Probably a world record

Crisis avoided

Inside out!

Almost gave me away

Inside out!

But I lived another day

Nobody saw it

Nobody figured it out

Lesson learned

Always check before you leave

So naturally... I went back again

Yeah, I learned the wrong lesson

But this time I had a system

I wasn't getting caught

Everything right? Check

Nothing inside out? Check

Walked back home like nothing happened

Perfect crime, perfect plan

Started changing right in front of her

Not a worry in my mind

Then I looked down

My socks were inside out

Not again

Inside out!

Get 'em off, get 'em off!

Inside out!

Before she figures it out!

That damn place was way too dark

Why the hell did I wear black socks?

How was I supposed to tell

Which side was which in that light?

Time for another world record

I yanked at my socks as fast as I could

But somehow I got my feet all tangled up

And I went flying across the room

Right in front of her

She laughed at first

"What the hell are you doing?"

Then she noticed the socks

Inside out

She looked at them

Then looked at me

Back at the socks

Back at me

One second

Two seconds

Three seconds

Her smile disappeared

She knew

No questions

No explanation needed

I watched her face change right before my eyes

She looked like a furious bulldog

What happened after that?

I don't remember

Inside out!

That's how I got caught

Inside out!

One stupid pair of socks

I thought I'd learned my lesson

Thought I'd covered all my tracks

Turns out I learned the wrong damn lesson

And there ain't no taking that one back

Inside out!

That's how it all went down

Inside out!

Guess who learned his lesson now?

I came to sometime later

Everything had changed

Still don't know what happened

But I learned one final lesson

Everything right?

Check

Nothing inside out?

Check

Wife?

Gone