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Elden Ring is the worst self-suffer game

Pokemon is boring

Katakana is harder to read than Kanji

Ketchup is the worst topping

CAMELLIA SUCKS

Vine isn't funny anymore

Oranges called oranges... why can't apples be called "red"?

Styrofoam tastes really good!

Tinfoil tastes way better than styroform!

"G-I-F" is pronounced "Jiff", and not "Geef"

Hey Camellia! There's not enough bass in here!

Laptop keyboards are better than mechanical keyboards

VOCALOID sounds WRONG

"Sus" is an actual word

The best flavor of pizza is hamburger pizza

Pineapple definitely belongs on pizza

Pineapple has no place on pizza!

Pineapple is cool on pizza

Bro! Cheese is so overrated!

Pineapple goes on pizza

The only ingredient that should go on pizza is meat - tons of meat

Ketchup is better than MUSTAAAAAARD!

Mustard is better than KETCHUUUUUUP!

1BPM is the best BPM

In all rhythm games, pausing is cheating

Light theme is the superior viewing experience

Amen breaks are overused

Bacon is overrated

Hot take? How about to hot take DEEZ NUTS!

CAMELLIA SUCKS

Mint is actually a garbage flavor

I agree with the other guy - mint is actually a garbage flavor

There's no such thing as... "Rhythm Game Music"

The best osu! game mode is mania

Osu!catch is better than any other osu! game mode

Alpacas are the best animals in the world!

Pancakes are better when they are frozen - and not when they are fresh

Speedcore is the worstest genre ever invented

I think we could use a little bit more BPM

You can never have too much BPM

"Hottest Take Machine" is a banger name!

Tea just really isn't that good - coffee is way better