Lyric

I wanna be a Zaddy

Why?

Does it really matter?

It's not about trying to look younger

I just wanna change a little bit

I wanna be a Zaddy

Everybody feels that way, right?

I'm gonna do it! (Hey!)

I'm really gonna do it! (Hey!)

I’ll probably quit by Monday, but

Every morning, I look in the mirror

An old man is staring back at me

No, no, that can't be me

Wait a minute, yes it is

I compare myself to old photographs

And wonder where it all went wrong

Looking for someone else to blame

But the finger points right back at me

But deep inside, nothing has changed

I still feel twenty-five

And I've still got it

That's all I wanna prove

It's not about looking younger

Just finding something new

I wanna be a Zaddy

Everybody feels that way, right?

I'm gonna do it!

I'm really gonna do it! (Hey!)

I’ll probably quit by Monday, though

Flipping through a magazine

Those Italian silver foxes look so cool

Maybe I could pull it off myself

White T-shirt, slim-fit jeans

But my dad-bod is a bit too real

Looks like I had five extra meals

The clothes are almost identical

Guess I'm not built like the model

I told my wife I’m the next George Clooney

To see if she would still pursue me

She laughed so hard she spilled her tea

And said, "Keep dreaming, honey, please!"

I've still got it

That's all I wanna prove

It's not about looking younger

Just finding something new

I wanna be a Zaddy

Even if nobody notices

I'm gonna do it!

Someday I'll do it! (Hey!)

I’ll probably quit by Monday, though

I started taking long walks

Bought myself some running shoes

Got a fancy smartwatch too

But its battery lasts longer than my stamina

But I can't give up this time

I'm gonna stick with it somehow

Every fresh start costs a little money

My shoe collection keeps growing somehow

I've still got it

That's all I wanna prove

It's not about looking younger

Just letting the real me shine through

I wanna be a Zaddy

Everybody feels that way, right?

I'm gonna do it!

I'm really gonna do it! (Hey!)

I’ll probably quit by Monday, though

My belly sticks out

My hair is getting thin

My jawline disappeared years ago

But it's not over yet

I'll get serious tomorrow

Probably

(Crowd: I've still got it)

I've still got it

(Crowd: I've still got it)

I've still got it

(Crowd: Still got it)