歌詞

Where’d you come from? Who the hell are you?

Through the window, past the door

Sneaking in when I look away

You stink! You stink! I can’t breathe!

Clinging to the wall, just staring me down

One touch and boom — gas bomb town

Green Monster! I freaking hate you!

Crush one, and ten more follow through

Green Monster! Get out of my home!

Tiny but tough — you stand alone

Green Monster! Get out of my life!

Hiding in the laundry, playing it sly

One wrong move, and I wanna die

Balcony’s become a battlefield

You’ve turned my house into a warfield

Spray won’t work, you dodge and run

You vanish fast — then back you come!

Green Monster! What do you want from me!?

I just want peace and privacy

Green Monster! Don’t climb my walls!

Crawling up high like you own it all

Green Monster! Just leave me alone!

Even poison barely slows you down

Are you nature’s elite? Some mutant clown?

But listen up, here’s my final plea:

“YOU STINK LIKE HELL!”

Green Monster! Hate can’t erase you

Gone for a moment, then back outta the blue

Green Monster! My endless enemy

The nightmare that never sets me free

Green Monster! I’m losing my mind!

Spring returns, and so do you

That green little devil… always breaking through…