Lyric

Monday Night

First day of the week

But I feel alright

Monday got a problem?

Tell Monday goodnight

Alcohol

Encore

Mr. Monday Night

Six o'clock Monday

Walk through the door

Throat bone dry

So fill me some more

Monday blues?

I got Monday booze

Give me one cold beer

I got nothing to lose

Why you drinking on a Monday?

Same old question

Because it's Monday

That's my confession

No objection

Make that selection

Beer over business

That's my direction

One little drink

That's what I said

One turns to two

Now the promise is dead

Two turns to three

Three turns to four

Glass gets empty

I'm calling for more

Edamame

Whiskey high

Worry about tomorrow?

Not tonight

Friday ain't the only night

I ain't got time

To wait till Friday

Monday drinking

Tuesday thinking

Wednesday?

Man, I can't see that far

Weekend ain't the only time

Tonight is mine

And I'm feeling fine

Monday Monday Monday Night

Alcohol

Encore

One more time

Monday Monday Monday Night

Highball

Recall

Pour it right

Monday Monday Monday Night

Tomorrow belongs to tomorrow

I ain't got time

To wait till Friday

I'm

Mr. Monday Night

Eight o'clock

Nine o'clock

Feeling alive

Everybody leaving

I'm just arriving

Gotta work early?

Good luck, goodbye

My Monday night

Just hit its prime

Bar getting empty

Glass getting dry

Bartender watching

The hands of time

He looks at the clock

I look at my drink

One more round

Before I can think

Last one

Last one

How many last ones?

Every final round

Got another round coming

Check my phone

Last train still running

Plenty of time

So keep that drink coming

If I can get home

I can still drink

That's Monday mathematics

Don't overthink

Liquor makes the tongue roll

Tongue makes the night roll

Rock in my glass

Now I'm locked in the flow

Alcohol

Encore

Encore

More alcohol

Monday night

One-man show

Nobody asked

But here's the encore

Monday Monday Monday Night

Alcohol

Encore

One more time

Monday Monday Monday Night

Highball

Recall

Pour it right

Monday Monday Monday Night

Don't show me the last train time

Monday night

And I'm still alive

I'm

Mr. Monday Night

Drinking on Monday?

Because it's Monday

Work tomorrow?

Yeah, on Tuesday

Going home?

That's the plan

How many more?

Don't ask me, man

Beer to highball

Highball to shochu

Shochu to blackout

Who are you?

Plans get hazy

Vision gets shaky

Monday night

Got everybody crazy

Ten o'clock

Now I'm reaching my peak

Bank account dropping

While I'm raising my drink

Speech getting sloppy

Volume getting strong

Met this dude five minutes ago

Now we're lifelong bros

Talking about money

Talking about love

Talking like philosophers

Sent from above

What's your name?

Man, it don't matter

We clinked our glasses

Now we're brothers

They say

Drink but don't let drinking drink you

Sounds real smart

But I don't think to

Sometimes you gotta lose control

Just to find another side of your soul

Everybody says

Monday's the worst

Then I'll be the one

To reverse the curse

Blue Monday?

Not tonight

I ain't got time

To wait till Friday

Monday Monday Monday Night

Alcohol

Encore

One more time

Monday Monday Monday Night

Highball

Recall

Pour it right

Monday Monday Monday Night

Drink it up

Keep the night alive

Monday Monday Monday Night

First day of the week

And I'm feeling fine

Alcohol

Encore

Encore

More alcohol

Tomorrow belongs to tomorrow

Tonight only comes around one time

I ain't got time

To wait till Friday

When Monday night comes

You know who arrives

The drunk with the crown

Mr. Monday Night

Bartender

Seriously

This is my last one

...one more highball

Alcohol

Encore

Mr. Monday Night