Ramen from Hell

The Fatal Price of Ramen, Roared from the Soul! The World's First "Stomachache Loud Rock" is Born!

That universal moment of utter despair we've all faced has just been forged into heavy metal.

Late-night ramen, the irresistible temptation of kaedama (noodle refills), and the sudden, brutal assault of "Double-Kick Drums in the Stomach" and "Hellfire Below." Backed by blasting double bass beats and soul-shattering screams, this track captures the tragic, desperate sprint to the toilet bowl. It is an unprecedented comic metal anthem.

Despite its utterly ridiculous theme, the song itself is an unnecessarily high-quality, authentic heavy metal masterpiece.

Laugh off life's daily tragedies at maximum volume! Dedicated to all spice maniacs and metalheads, this is your soundtrack straight to the toilet from hell. Beware of the addiction!