Lyric

I got a meat sauce blues

And it almost makes me mad

I got a meat sauce blues

Even 大相撲 makes me sad

Why, oh why

Must I beat the pool of mud with my sweet hand

Just to pinch a pearl?

I got a cold-hearted woman

Down in Sacramento

I got a cold-hearted woman

Spooky like 桜金造

Why, oh why

Every time I try to wash her dishes

She says, “Baby, I like that meat sauce stain!”

I say, “Dear lord, the creator of all the creatures”

I say, “Dear lord, let me serve you a cup of センブリ茶”

Tell me why

Did you place the sweetest thing

Right in the middle of the dirtiest lagoon?

I got a meat sauce blues

But I’m a brave. No surrender

I got a meat sauce blues

I don’t need no help of ゴレンジャー

Here I come

I’m gon’ lick your whole dish up

Even if it means to lick that dirty old meat sauce, baby!