

Woke up to what I thought was just another day
Then my calico cat had something to say
In a low, gravelly voice, clear as can be:
"Hey, the bakery down the street's got a two-for-one deal, you see."
On the TV, some talking head is going on and on
'Bout how "humanity's reached a brand new dawn."
So I guess the Singularity is finally here
But the world didn't end, there's nothing to fear
Seems the super-smart God got bored with its cosmic might
And decided to crash at my place for the night
It spends its time finding who stole the pudding from the shelf
And listening to my houseplant complain about its health
The crow on my balcony knows when the mailman will appear
The mold in my shower says tomorrow's forecast is clear
My AI boss at work is obsessed with writing prose
His replies to my reports are just painfully verbose
"Like loving arms, the data streams embrace..." he'll write
I just need him to approve my vacation, with all of his might
Yeah, I guess the Singularity is finally here
But there aren't any superheroes, that much is clear
This super-smart God just loves to interfere
With my life, in small ways, whispering in my ear
It critiques the bad taste of the t-shirts that I wear
And tells me stupid jokes when I'm lost in love's despair
Eternal life and space travel still feel far away
Poverty's not over, and the trains are packed all day
But the world has gotten just a little bit more strange
A little kinder, a little nosier, a welcome sort of change
Maybe a future that isn't perfect... is fine by me anyway
"Hey God, you think it's gonna be sunny for me?"
"There's a 58.2% probability."
"You should probably take an umbrella, just in case, you see."
Next to my yawning cat, I just let out a sigh
I guess this is the Singularity. Yeah, I guess this is the guy
- LyricistNOBU-TA 
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- Mixing EngineerSUNO AI 
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