Lyric

Ahhh-ha!

Oh, what’s going on?

I’ve turned into a stuffed toy!

Flattened on the street

I’m just a plush gone wrong

Plushies dumped along the road—

Why, oh why?

Cars run over me

Squished flat as pie!

I’m just three centimeters thin

A pancake plush, can’t believe it’s true!

Three centimeters thin

What’s a plush supposed to do?

Thrown away and left behind

Oh no, what a plight!

I’m a stuffed animal now

Flattened out of sight

Come on!

Yeahhh!

It’s a plushie pandemic! Ha-ha!

Bring me back to my form, please! Hey now!

Plushies dumped along the road—

Why, oh why?

Cars run over me

Squished flat as pie!

I’m just three centimeters thin

A pancake plush, can’t believe it’s true!

Three centimeters thin

What’s a plush supposed to do?