UK Beaver Daddy's Dam Funk

(Gruff deep male voice speaking energetically)
Alright, everyone! It's Beaver Daddy.
Time to show off my middle-management skills.
Today's a massive project, building the greatest dam together!
Are your front teeth ready? Let's go! Yeah!
Are your front teeth ready? Let's go! Yeah!
Don't break 'em! Don't break 'em!
No way our front teeth would break, right? (hahahahahaha)
No way our front teeth would break, right? (hahahahahaha)


First up, choosing the timber (Yo!)
Not too thick, not too thin, do it carefully
Once we find a cool tree by the riverbank
Aim for the base and gnaw, gnaw, gnaw (Chomp chomp!)
Carve it like an hourglass till it goes BAM!
We'll carry it riding the river's flow
Mix the mud and the twigs
And tightly seal up all the gaps


It's heavy labor, but it's for the family
Daddy's lower back can still take it (Probably!)
Our teamwork,
The ultimate blueprint is right in our heads


Gnaw together! Dam construction! (Yeah!)
Keep piling 'em up, a tower of logs
Dam up the water, let's make a lake
Gnaw together! We won't stop!
Safe and secure, our very own home
Beaver Daddy's worksite is the best!


Whoops, almost time for the lunch break (Phew)
Maintenance time while eating our meal
Did you know? Our orange front teeth
Packed with iron, they're super tough (Clink!)
Munching on delicious tree bark
Neatly grinding down teeth that keep growing (Crunch crunch)
Killing two birds with one stone, an eco-system
This is the beaver's survival strategy!


Gnaw together! Dam construction! (Yeah!)
Keep piling 'em up, a tower of logs
Dam up the water, let's make a lake
Gnaw together! We won't stop!
Safe and secure, our very own home
Beaver Daddy's worksite is the best!

When the water level rises, the nest entrance goes underwater
Now natural enemies can't touch us
This huge wall that protects our family
An underwater secret base
Daddy's pride (A perfect job)
Daddy's pride


Worked hard again all day today
Let's give our orange teeth a rest
Everyone sleep well in our fluffy beds
Which tree should we gnaw on tomorrow...
Which tree should we gnaw on tomorrow...
Gotta brush my front teeth
Gotta brush my front teeth
(Gruff deep voice laughing gently)
Haha, sweet dreams.