Lyric

I never break a promise, never turn away

Even if the price is far too high to pay

Compromise is old, a concept out of style

Devotion is the law that makes my life worthwhile

I live by the code, I live by the rule

Keeping my composure, staying sharp and cool

Secretary—protecting the one I hold so dear

Secretary—choosing the truth and staying near

Secretary—no one can do it quite like me

Secretary—showing the facts for all to see

Smiles in the hallway, shadows in the mind

There’s always a motive that’s hidden and unkind

Profits and contracts, a dangerous mix

A world full of traps and a world full of tricks

But I’ll guard the secret, I’ll guard the heart

Mastering the mission, mastering the art

Only the facts

Only the truth

Secretary

Mission complete