Lyric

Seven seconds!

No gravity!

Seven seconds!

Wait and see!

Three!

Two!

One!

Nothing

Helmet ready

Shoes tied tight

I was waiting

To take flight

Project Anchor

Big surprise

Everybody

Watch the skies

Seven seconds!

Here we go!

Gravity blackout!

Steal the show!

But the floor said

“Not today.”

Newton laughed

And walked away

Seven seconds, no gravity!

Except there was gravity!

Seven seconds, no gravity!

Nothing happened, obviously!

Seven seconds!

Seven seconds!

I was ready for the sky!

Seven seconds!

Seven seconds!

Still standing here—

Nice try!

I cleared the room

I moved the chair

I thought my body

Would hit the air

Held my phone

Started the stream

Waiting for

The floating meme

One second!

Two seconds!

Three, four, five!

Six!

Seven!

Still alive

Cup on the table

Cat on the floor

Gravity working

Like before

Seven seconds, no gravity!

Except there was gravity!

Seven seconds, no gravity!

Nothing happened, obviously!

Project Anchor!

Where’d you go?

Secret NASA?

No-show show!

Seven seconds!

Big event!

Zero floating—

Hundred percent!

Newton is laughing!

Newton is laughing!

Newton is laughing

Somewhere tonight!

Where was my blackout?

Where was my flight?

I waited all day

For seven seconds of hype!

No floating!

No flying!

No chairs in the sky!

No blackout!

No chaos!

Not even my fries!

Seven!

Seconds!

Nothing!

Seven!

Seconds!

Nothing!

Seven seconds, no gravity!

Except there was gravity!

Seven seconds, no gravity!

Best fake event in history!

Seven seconds!

Seven seconds!

Everybody count with me!

One! Two!

Three! Four!

Five! Six! Seven!

Gravity

Project Anchor failed to appear

Newton wins

Again