Lyric

Hero, hero, yeah I'm amazing

I’ll protect everyone from the bad guys

That’s all I want to do

Nothing more, nothing less

I don’t have chest hair, but my legs are pretty hairy

My delicate hairstyle shows my scalp with just a little breeze

I’ll take down enemies slowly, watch me now

Thirteen seconds flat— I’ll run and come right back

I’m tough against punches, I can take the blows

But I’m weak against mean words, they hurt the most

So please, be gentle with me

Your hero could really use some kindness

I look spaced out, but I do want to win

My fragile nature makes me fix every little tilt

Let me examine the enemy nice and slow

I’ll dash in under ten seconds— for fifty meters, though

My heart is full of justice, bursting inside

But scary weapons… yeah, those terrify me

Someone, lend me your strength

Someone… maybe trade places with me?

I’m tough against punches, yeah, but my special move is kinda weak

My heart overflows with justice

And also with love for peace

Please, someone lend me your power

Fight right beside me

Be my partner in this battle

Hero, hero

Hero, hero, yeah I'm amazing

I’ll protect everyone from the bad guys

That’s all I want to do

Just that, I swear