Lyric

You call it gourmet? Bro, that’s insane

Drowned your sushi in mayo again

Parmesan on ice cream? You clownin’?

Even Ramsay’s ghost is shoutin’!

Actin’ like you’re chef supreme

But your dish is a food crime scene

Chili fries in nacho rain

Congrats, enjoy your blood clot, man

You murdered steak, then killed the taste

My tongue just screamed, “I need a break!”

You brag ‘bout cheese stacked sky-high

That ain’t flavor — that’s a lactose landslide

Drowned in cheese, zero taste

Mayo made that plate disgraced

“More sauce please!” — you’re self-destructin’

This ain’t gourmet, it’s just food dunkin’

RIP, flavor — it’s dead and gone

Buried in shredded cheese at dawn

We rave and bounce in neon light

But your dinner’s startin’ World War Fight

“This is my lunch!” — you flex with pride

But it’s a cholesterol suicide

Food pyramid? You built a tower

Of cheddar, mayo, shame, and sour

“Balance is boring!” — you declare

One more squirt and your heart gives scare

YOLO scream with a cream explosion

But Heaven’s full — digestion’s frozen

Call the cops, flavor’s gone

Mayo tsunami — this feels so wrong

Drop that fork, evacuate fast

Your plate just failed the health check, blast!

Smothered in cheese — tastebud suicide

Mayo addiction — culinary genocide

We rave all night, but still we care

Save the food, not smother it there!

Crank the sound, unleash the rage

Dance like arteries ain’t engaged

This is EDM, not EMT

And mayo? BANNED from VIP!