Lyric

Shrinking workforce, aging fast

Pension funds will never last

Hospitals are overrun

Who's left to pay when work is done?

Debt keeps rising, skyward bound

Nobody wants these bonds around

BUT THE YEN IS SAFE!

Because it’s always been!

No need to think—

Just trust the past again!

Don’t ask questions, don’t you stray

The yen is safe, okay!?

BOJ buys every note

Prints fake wealth to keep afloat

Rates stay low, inflation grows

Yet the faith in yen still shows

Currency’s lost 40 percent

But “reputation” pays the rent

BUT THE YEN IS SAFE!

Because it’s always been!

Logic’s noise—

Just chant the creed within!

History won’t let us drown

We’ll ride this sinking crown!

Elder care is now our pride

Wiping seniors day and night

But tell me—how does wealth begin?

Can diapers bring the dollars in?

Where’s the oil we plan to buy

When exports shrink and debts run high?

THE YEN IS SAFE!

Forever and ever!

No proof required—

It’s just how things were!

Collapse is just a point of view

Yen is safe... isn't it true?

Still safe... they say

Still safe... they pray