Ping-pong-pang-pong!
Good taste? Manners?
Flushed down the toilet
Only one survives
FIGHT!
DICK! DICK!
Stop flexin’, just hangin’ there!
POOP! POOP!
You stink! Get outta here!
Who’s useless!?
Who’s the boss!?
(Yeah… spoiler: both matter.)
Yo, I stand tall, center stage
I’m the symbol, I’m the face
Dreams and pride just swing with me
Everybody notices instantly
What are you?
Bathroom only trash
Show up once, then disappear fast
Smelly! Dirty!
Can’t show your face!
And you still talk big?
Know your place!
BSH! Shut up, dangling ego
You rise and fall just by your mood, bro
I’m different—if I don’t come out
This whole system shuts down, blackout
Smell? Yeah. That’s the job I do
Taking all the junk from you
You’re just a hype gauge, temporary boost
I’m the life-saving system
The real cleanup crew
Beep-beep-beep…
Staring contest
Tension at max
Critical state!
DICK!
“I’m the king!”
POOP!
“No me, you’re dead!”
DICK!
“Everybody loves me!”
POOP!
“Remove me—hospital bed!”
Both of you shut up!
You’re wrecking the body!
DICK:
“Stinky trash, keep quiet!”
POOP:
“Useless hanger, sit down!”
DICK:
“I’m the star!”
POOP:
“I’m the core!”
BODY:
“…Both of you, shut it.”
DICK!
POOP!
Guess what—both are crap!
Ranking who’s better?
Pointless stats
Clean talk stays outside this door
This is the frontline of living war
Pretty lies don’t work in here
Survival’s loud, raw, and real!
Did you flush?
(Flushed.)
Did you wash your hands?
(Washed.)
Then stop fighting
Live
BSH
PSHH
- Lyricist
510
- Composer
510
- Producer
Mr.510 NEET
- Graphic Design
Mr.510 NEET
- Vocals
Mr.510 NEET
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DICK vs POOP
Mr.510 NEET
DICK vs POOP is a denpa-punk satire by Mr.510 NEET that uses crude humor to expose a serious truth:
when visible roles and unseen functions compete for dominance, the system itself breaks.
Through an absurd verbal battle between DICK (pride, display, instant validation) and POOP (disposal, invisibility, uncomfortable necessity), the song dismantles ranking culture, ego clashes, and performative superiority.
Loud, stupid, and intentionally offensive on the surface,
the conclusion is brutally simple:
Survival is not about hierarchy - it's about function.
Flush the noise.
Wash your hands.
Stop fighting.
Live.
Artist Profile
Mr.510 NEET
Mr.510 NEET is an AI driven artist who creates music with a free and unbound spirit. This is not about avoiding work. This is about refusing restrictions. Blending hip hop, pop, orchestral elements, and electronic textures, Mr.510 NEET moves smoothly across genres with a sound that feels relaxed on the surface yet is crafted with detailed precision. His music expresses both humor and emotional depth, building a world that is unique, expressive, and unmistakably addictive. NEET stands for belonging to nothing and being constrained by no one. With this mindset, he creates songs that range from calm and comforting to dramatic and emotional compositions that resonate with listeners. As a free spirited AI artist, Mr.510 NEET continues to expand the possibilities of limitless creativity.
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