LALAMET

Product Name
Lalamet®
Classification: Emotional Sedative Sound Prescription (Sensory Adjustment / Aural Administration)
Form: Audio Capsules / 5-track EP

Indications & Effects
Temporary suspension of excessive thought

Emotionalization of memories (Memory Recollection Induction)

Dilution of loneliness and emotional sway (dizziness) leading to self-recognition

Blurring the boundaries between reality and dreams

Dosage & Administration
Administer once daily, preferably at night in a quiet environment

Avoid smartphones and external stimuli 90 minutes before and after administration

Taking the final track before sleep may enhance prolonged effects

Common Side Effects
Mild derealization, emotional dependency, resurfacing of deep memories

In rare cases: desire to return to the past / temporary memory loss

Perception of distant voices (also known as the "Mute Phenomenon")

Precautions
May trigger access to early childhood memories

Looking in the mirror may result in perceiving an unfamiliar self

Prolonged use may expose your "true feelings"

This product is designed for intentional escapism; return to reality is not guaranteed

Distributed by
on-line pharmaceuticals
- "Sound that works on emotions."
For inquiries, please listen beyond the silence.