Lyric

Sushi? Okay! Let’s go!

I saw a roll with cream and cheese

Deep fried twice and dipped with peas

Pineapple on top? Wasabi too?

Sorry, sir, that’s not true!

That’s not sushi! (No no no!)

Where’s the fish and rice that glow?

That’s not sushi! (Oh dear me!)

What’s this monster maki roll I see?

Avocado tower, chili beef

Covered in sauce like a Christmas wreath

In Japan it’s clean and neat

No crunchy bacon, no sticky sweet!

Real sushi’s quiet, cool and fresh

Not wrapped in gold, not made of mesh

If it’s got sprinkles, cake, or jam—

My grandma says, “That's just a scam!”

That’s not sushi! (Say it loud!)

No rainbow mayo’s allowed!

That’s not sushi! (Can’t you see?)

Just come to Tokyo, eat with me!