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Let's make your password more complicated!

Password's too weak (Oh, no, no!)

Reused password (Oh, no, no!)

Please verify your identity

That's what they say to me!

I can't remember my old password

My handwriting's such a mess

I can't even read what I wrote down

My old email address (I don't use it anymore!)

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Use uppercase and lowercase letters

Add some numbers and special characters

But some symbols aren't allowed (Wait, WHAT?!)

At least eight characters, please

But no more than twelve (WHY?!)

You can't reuse your old password

Oops, I hit the wrong key again

Red text says "Invalid password!"

Now I have to start all over again!

(Couldn't you tell me that BEFORE?!)

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In case you forget your password

Please answer your security questions

(They're not even secrets!)

What was your childhood nickname?

(I'd rather forget!)

What was the name of your first pet?

(I never had a pet!)

What was the make of your first car?

(I don't even drive!)

In what city did your parents meet?

(How would I know?!)

Or make up your own security question

That's what the screen says to me

I can't think of anything!

(I just wanna be done!)

Finally, I think I'm done

But the verification code never arrives

I look again at my email address

(There's a typo!)

Okay, I know it's my mistake

(Can I just fix THAT ONE THING?!)

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Just when I think it's finally over

Two-factor authentication!

Please set up an authenticator app

(There are too many to choose from!)

PLEASE! JUST LET ME IN!

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