Snow White's reaction after watching Snow White

Once upon a time, in a story so sweet,
Snow White danced with birds, her life seemed complete.
But one night at the theater, she sat through despair,
A boring movie dragged on-she lost herself there.

The screen flickered dim, her mind turned to haze,
No prince or dwarf could save her from that cinematic maze.
Her patience wore thin, her sanity snapped,
And something inside her just cracked and unclapped.

Oh, Snow White's smile turned cold as ice,
She rose from her seat, not rolling dice.
In her hands appeared an M16 gleam,
This fairy tale twisted into a dark dream.

Bang! Bang! The dwarfs hit the ground,
Their little lives ended without a sound.
Evil Queen screamed, but it was too late,
The Prince tried to run-he met the same fate.
Snow White transformed, no longer demure,
A gunman princess, her vengeance pure.

Doc, Grumpy, Sneezy-they never saw it coming,
Happy died laughing; Sleepy stopped humming.
Bashful froze wide-eyed, Dopey dropped his slate,
Each one fell victim to Snow's bitter hate.

The mirror shattered when the Queen took her last breath,
''No more 'fairest'-I'll dance with death!''
The Prince, oh poor fool, thought love would prevail,
But Snow's bullets sang louder than any fairytale.

Gone was the girl who sang with the streams,
Replaced by fury, shattering dreams.
That apple once poisoned now seemed like child's play,
Compared to the carnage of this fateful day.

Bang! Bang! The kingdom shook in fear,
Snow White's wrath wiped out all who were near.
No happily ever after, no gentle refrain,
Just smoke-filled air and bloodstained terrain.

Now legends tell of the princess gone mad,
How boredom drove her to make things bad.
With an M16 slung over her shoulder,
Snow White became a villain bolder.

So next time you watch a dull film, beware,
Lest you lose yourself to madness rare.
For even the sweetest hearts can break,
And turn their happy endings fake.