あんたのその しわだらけのケツ
沼から上がった カバみたい
鏡も見ずに 笑いながら
わたしのおしりを 指さす男
あの日あんたは 酒の席
わたしに向かって 言ったのよ
「お前のケツは 象のケツ」
店の笑いを さらいながら
だけどね カバさん
あんたのケツを 見てごらん
大きさなんかは どうでもいいの
しわとたるみは どっこいどっこい
見れば見るほど いい勝負
象でもカバでも 同じこと
歳を重ねりゃ 似てくるものよ
ケツでも顔でも 同じなの
しわの数だけ 人生の味
さあさ今夜は 勝負よ
逃げちゃだめだよ オケツを見せな
酒をもう一杯 ついだなら
二人で静かに 始めましょ
今から二人で 数えましょ
私とあんたの しわの数
一本 二本と 数えるうちに
夜明けが来るかも しれないね
その頃やっと わかるでしょう
ケツのしわこそ 人生よ
- Lyricist
Gaddemucho
- Composer
Gaddemucho
- Producer
Gaddemucho
- Mixing Engineer
Gaddemucho
- Graphic Design
Gaddemucho
- Vocals
Sweet Anko
- Songwriter
Gaddemucho
Listen to The Wrinkle Counting Bar by Sweet Anko
Streaming / Download
- 1
My Constipation Blues
Sweet Anko
- 2
Kanreki Dynamite
Sweet Anko
- 3
Little Wild Girl
Sweet Anko
- 4
Raise the Smoke
Sweet Anko
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The Wrinkle Counting Bar
Sweet Anko
E - 6
Selfie Fever on the Road
Sweet Anko
- 7
We're Stuck Together... and That's Just Fine
Sweet Anko
- 8
Our Bellies Overflow the Tub
Sweet Anko
- 9
Sweaty Snap-Snap Boogie
Sweet Anko
- 10
Drinking Alone Tonight
Sweet Anko
Step into the warm glow of a late-night Japanese izakaya and meet Sweet Anko, a brand-new voice bringing the spirit of Japanese Enka - often called the "Japanese Blues" - to the world.
Her debut album blends humor, human drama, and just a touch of playful sensuality.
Through stories of love, married life, and everyday moments, Sweet Anko delivers songs that can make you laugh, smile, and sometimes feel a little nostalgic.
From powerful high-tone vocals to deeply emotional ballads filled with bittersweet atmosphere, Sweet Anko showcases a wide vocal range and expressive style.
She is also a bilingual Enka singer, able to perform in English with near-native fluency, bringing this uniquely Japanese genre closer to international listeners.
Rooted in the spirit of classic Japanese showa-era songs while embracing a modern sound, this album offers a fresh and entertaining take on Enka.
Pour yourself a drink, relax, and enjoy the sweet and slightly bittersweet world of Sweet Anko.
Artist Profile
Sweet Anko
Sweet Anko is a bilingual Japanese singer and relaxing music artist from the independent music label Gaddemucho Records. Known for her smooth high-range vocals, Sweet Anko blends traditional Japanese sentiment with modern sounds. Her music combines elements of Enka, J-Pop, chill music, and relaxing Background music, creating an emotional yet soothing listening experience. As part of the Gaddemucho Records label alongside artists such as Metal Wasabi, Sweet Anko represents a new wave of globally inspired Japanese pop and chill music. Her music is available on major streaming platforms including Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube. Follow Sweet Anko for upcoming releases and new music.
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