Wurst Wednesday

No meetings. No guests. If Wednesday's a holiday, this room becomes a kingdom-ruled by sausages and beer.

"Wurst Wednesday" is a hilarious, oddly heartfelt anthem for those who find joy in perfectly cooked sausages and a fridge full of German beer. Bratwurst, Weisswurst, Currywurst-each one celebrated like royalty. Add a selection of mustards, a cozy pair of sweatpants, and zero desire to leave the house, and you've got yourself a personal Oktoberfest.

With lines that turn beer foam into flags and mustard into opera, the song captures the quiet ecstasy of a self-declared holiday-an ode to solitude, seasoning, and sausages with snap. It's funny, weirdly poetic, and entirely sincere.

You don't need to be understood.
Just raise your glass and say it loud:
"Prost! This is my Wurst Wednesday."