歌詞

It says “crab flavor” on the pack

I know it’s not the real thing

Still my chopsticks don’t slow down

Can’t find a reason why they should be

Konjac acting like noodles

Wearing a ramen kind of face

Tastes nothing like the real deal

But somehow guilt just fades away

I feel a little bad sometimes

Yeah, maybe just a bit

But not enough to lose some sleep

I guess you feel that way too

Fake, fake

Yeah it’s all fake, I know it

I eat it knowing what it really is

Fake, fake

Not something to be proud of

But not enough to hang my head

Zero carbs and won’t get me drunk

That kind of beer’s not beer at all

I don’t care enough to argue

So I drink it anyway tonight

Fake caviar goes pop pop pop

Trying hard to feel elite

Human obsession’s kind of scary

One little bite at a time

Fake, fake

Yeah it’s all fake, I know it

I eat it knowing what it really is

Fake, fake

Maybe I’m a fake as well

Not really “real” to begin with

Fake, fake

Yeah it’s all fake, I know it

I eat it knowing what it really is

Fake, fake

Real or fake, what’s the point

I don’t think about it

That much at all