Lyric

You bought me this cactus Said

It’s hard to kill Left it in my kitchen

Right on the windowsill

Watered it on Monday Forgot it for a week

It’s somehow still thrivingLike your stubborn streak

This cactus hates you

Leans away when you walk by Got more spines than you do

But it still won’t cry I tell it all our secrets

It just stares and keeps ’em trueIf anything survives this mess

This cactus hates you

It watched all our dramas

From its little pot

You stormed out mid-dinner

Plates broke Cactus did not

Now it’s my roommate

Quiet Kind of rude

Judging all my choices Silent attitude

This cactus hates you Leans away when you walk by

Got more spines than you do And a clearer sky

I tell it how we ended How I finally pulled through

If anything remembers us This cactus hates you

Maybe I’m just talking To a thirsty little plant

But it listens when I ramble In a way you never can

This cactus hates you

Leans away when you walk by Got more spines than you do

And a better alibi I tell it I’m much better

Says nothing But it feels true

If anything is on my side This cactus hates you