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I'm just your average guy

On my days off, I watch stuff on my phone at home

Nothing unusual about that

I'm single, so what's the problem?

Girlfriend? Nope

Okay, we're good

I mean, even if I had one

I'm at home, who cares?

This is my time to relax

No stress, no worries

Just one of life's simple pleasures

So I'm watching like I always do

Then suddenly there's no sound

What the hell?

Right at the best part?!

Then the sound comes back

Okay, we're good

Back to business

Then I hear my mom coming home

Ah, whatever

I'll finish this later

Wait

Was Mom acting kinda weird?

Wait a minute

This has happened before

The sound cuts out

Then my mom comes home

The sound cuts out

Mom comes home

Oh

BLUETOOTH!

My phone's connecting to her car!

That's why the sound cuts out

Every time she pulls up!

Oh my God

So THAT'S what that look was!

Are you kidding me?!

Quit listening to my stuff!

Is this funny to you?!

Wait... I guess I'm the one who played it for her

Whatever

Be glad your son's a healthy man

Your pride and joy

You're welcome

All right, lesson learned

From now on

Bluetooth off

Problem solved

My phone

My day off

My private time

Nobody's ruining this for me

Perfect

So next time

I turned Bluetooth off

Got comfortable

Started watching

Not a care in the world

And because I got way too caught up in the good part

I didn't even hear her pull up

She walked right into the living room

I didn't hear a thing

Didn't have time to close it

She saw everything

Everything

Okay

Forget the Bluetooth

That's not the lesson

DON'T WATCH THAT STUFF IN THE LIVING ROOM!

Yeah

That was the problem