Lyric

Count with me, darling

(Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

(Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

Let's play a game!

Marble halls and stained-glass light

St. Aurelia’s dirty night

A golden boy with a pristine coat

Shedding silk lies from your pretty throat

"I didn't do it"—one black stain!

"She broke the rule"—exquisite pain!

Look at you squirming, helpless and sweet

Dripping your secrets right at my feet!

Liar, liar, standing tall

Painting your guilt all over the wall!

One, two, three—the numbers grow!

A dark little dance that only we know!

You scream at me in the studio hall—

"You did this to me!" ...I did nothing at all!

IT WASN'T ME! I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS—

Three... Good boy

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Drown in the lies of your pretty mouth!

ONE! TWO! THREE!

Swallow every false accusation down!

BLACK INK TAKES!

Chained behind the closed gallery door!

MORE INK!

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MORE INK TAKES!

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(Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

(Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

Founders' Night in the Great Hall

Chandeliers shining above us all!

You take the mic, you wear the prize

A helpless rat in a scholar's disguise!

"I stand for truth," you sweetly claim—

Ten drops of ink burst right from the frame!

"I... I'm not to blame!"

Eleven... Mmm, incorrect

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Wear your deceit as it chokes your throat!

ONE! TWO! THREE!

Drown in the black of your velvet coat!

BLACK INK TAKES!

The sweetest punishment ever assigned!

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MORE INK TAKES!

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(Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

(Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

The Great Hall has a brand new design

"THE HONEST LIAR"—and the credit is mine

Your tears look so gorgeous in black

Who's next, darling?

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(Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

(Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!)