Lyric

[Intro – Male (Spoken, smiling)]

They say don’t eat what’s past the date…

But hell, look at us

[Verse 1 – Male]

Bad record, bad luck, cheap old boots

Jailhouse plates and jailhouse tunes

Town folks whisper, cross the street

So I chased the road with tired feet

No cash flow, just cans and rain

Dumpster wine for the working man

Hit the hills when hope went flat

“Let it rot,” yeah, I laughed at that

[Pre-Chorus – Female (Teasing)]

You call that rot? Honey please

I’ve seen worse sold overseas

[Chorus – Both]

Expired granny, harmless old man

Love on clearance, no return plan

Laugh it loud, crack another can

Still tastes good—damn right we can

[Verse 2 – Male]

Heard that scream cut through the trees

Rich-boy hands where they shouldn’t be

Ain’t got fame, ain’t got skin

So I swung once, let trouble in

[Verse 2 – Female]

You fell like trash in the mud that night

Still looked better than him in a suit and tie

[Pre-Chorus – Both]

She patched me up, organic style

I said “Girl, I eat weeds with a smile”

[Chorus – Both]

Expired granny, harmless old man

Label’s gone but we still stand

Mock us now, do what you can

Love don’t spoil if you understand

[Verse 3 – Female]

Books and planes, I’ve seen the world

Foreign words, fancy pearls

But nothing shined, not even close

Like a busted grin from a mountain ghost

[Verse 3 – Male]

High school stamp, that’s all I got

But hearts ain’t smart—they feel the plot

[Bridge – Both (Call & response)]

Male: I thought I’d vanish, slip away

Female: Like hell you would, not on my watch, okay

Male: Sirens sang, those cuffs went click

Female: Love got louder—life got sick

[Verse 4 – Male]

Back inside with mystery stew

Funny thing—it tasted new

Then she came through that plastic glass

Cried like I was first-class class

[Verse 4 – Female]

You idiot man, you worth more than gold

Even cold rice beats growing old alone

[Final Chorus – Both (Big, joyful)]

Expired granny, harmless old man

Still dancing slow to a broken band

Call it dumb, call it wrong, call it banned

We’re still sweet—yeah, hold my hand

[Outro – Both (Laughing harmony)]

Male: They say I’m harmless

Female: That’s a lie

Both: Mildly toxic—but worth the try