Lyric

Where do all the left socks go

In the wash they vanish slow

One minute here next they’re gone

It’s a disappearing marathon

The dryer’s out here stealing dreams

Matching pairs split at the seams

A sock rebellion underground

Listen close you’ll hear the sound

Oh left socks

Where do you hide

Sneaking through the other side

Fugitives of laundry law

Gone without a single flaw

Maybe they’re out living free

Dancing ‘round beneath a tree

Or plotting some big sock escape

Their great adventures taking shape

Look in the corners under the bed

Did they grow legs and simply fled

Dishwashers whisper all their tales

Of fabric rebels spinning trails

Oh left socks

Where do you hide

Sneaking through the other side

Fugitives of laundry law

Gone without a single flaw