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# Gout of Spring
- Cherry Blossoms Falling, The Uric Acid Revolution -
Runtime: approx. 4:30
(including emergency transport time)
Genre: Spring-Themed Gout Revolution
Recommended Uric Acid Level: 7.0 mg/dL or higher
(New employees: consider this required pre-study)
Danger Level: *****
(Use extreme caution during farewell & welcome party season)
## Background: How This Song Was Born
Spring is the season of hope?
No.
It is the beginning of hell.
April 1st.
Across Japan, a nationwide nightmare begins under the name "New Fiscal Year."
Farewell parties × 3 (toasting through tears)
Welcome parties × 4 (toasting with forced smiles)
Department cherry-blossom parties × 3 (toasting under the trees)
Total: 10 consecutive drinking events.
And there, at the cherry-blossom battlefield, gather the Purine All-Stars:
Grilled chicken liver (Hall of Fame inductee)
Fried shrimp (the crustacean assassin)
Fried squid (the demon of the sea)
Fried oysters (revenge of the mollusk)
Deep-fried octopus (warlord of the fried food festival)
In this hellscape, one man makes a decision beneath the cherry trees-
> "If I'm going to swell anyway,
> I might as well bloom with the cherry blossoms."
Thus was born Spring Revolution - the Uric Acid Revolution.
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## Recommended For
Anyone exhausted by the new fiscal year party rush
Anyone who ate too much
Anyone who says "This year I'll be careful" every year
Anyone who stares at cherry blossoms and whispers "beautiful..."
Anyone learning to accept their imperfect self
Anyone who just wants to laugh
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## Important Warning
This song will not cure gout.
Your ankle pain may worsen.
Limit purines.
Drink plenty of water.
Admire cherry blossoms from a distance.
(Do not attend the party.)
But let's be honest-
that's exactly what humans can't do.
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## Final Words
Spring 2026 begins.
There is no perfect new year.
There is no perfect you.
Even with gout.
Even with crutches.
You still want to see the cherry blossoms.
You still want to enjoy spring.
Imperfect-and that's fine.
Pain included, this is my life.
Not hiding it-that is the revolution.
This is Spring Revolution.
A spring anthem for every imperfect human being.
This song will not lower your uric acid levels.
Please go easy on the shrimp chili.
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