Lyric

Looks like the Hero’s here again today

Calm down, me. First, let’s have some tea

The Dragon overslept since early light

The Goblins handle all the cleaning, right?

They call me the "Symbol of All Evil"

But I’m actually quite organized and civil!

I hear the Hero’s boots, creak-clack on the floor

My minions scramble, heading for the door

"Hey you guys, work a little harder, please!"

"Yes, sir!" they shout, then flee with total ease!

Oh, being the Demon Lord is such a chore

World domination? I’m a total bore!

Staring in the mirror on a lonely night

"I wanna quit this villain life, alright?"

But I’ve got no choice, I have to play the part

My reputation’s scary, but not my heart

Even the Hero says to me with a sigh

"For a Final Boss, you’re a pitiful guy!"

My favorite food is caramel pudding, see?

I buy it from the village, secretly

I’m in disguise so nobody will know

"Hey mister, your mask is slipping, bro!"

Even if you charge with that Legendary Blade

We could talk it out in the castle shade

"Listen, Hero, the world is wide and grand—"

Wait, you’re using your Ult?! That’s underhand!

Oh, even a Demon Lord has a dream

To open up a cafe, with coffee and steam

Watching all the monsters with a happy face

Pouring cappuccinos all over the place

But reality is inside this castle wall

Drowning in paperwork, spells, and all

"Charismatic Evil" is what they call me

But there’s no bonus pay for my misery!

"Sigh... isn't there anyone who'll listen to my venting?"

(Slime) "Squish, squish..."

"Just you, huh? Figures..."

Oh, even a Demon Lord is living his life

Just a bit clumsy through all of the strife

Sipping on my coffee in a corner of the world

Letting out a sigh while the banners are unfurled

Tomorrow, I just want a day to be free

So please, don't come and invade me!

(Ending Theme♪ Ta-da-da-nn☆)

The Demon Lord is grumbling today

"Dear Hero, next time... make it after 2 PM, okay?"