このまま誰ともH出来なきゃ30になったら魔法使い?
40になったら妖精になるよ
50になったらどうなっちゃうんだろう? 嗚呼～!
「桂君ってさあ、童貞?」って昔いきなり聞かれて笑われた
事があったのを想い出したけど そんなに恥ずかしい事なのかな?、って
未だにさあ童貞なんだけれど それでも時々こう想うんだ
経験豊富なのがそんなに偉い事かな? 他人と比べる事かな?、と…。
色んな人とHな事をすると病気伝染されるかも知れない
妊娠もするかも知れない なのに何故やっちゃうのかな?
それに聖なる本にも書いてたよ「相手の身体を弄ぶのは罪になる」と
細かい文言は覚えていないけど…。
「恋愛は人を幸せにする」と色んな人がそう言うけど
なら何故多くの人が悲しみ、苦しんでいるんだろう?
だからか? ネットでは随分前からこんな事が言われていたんだ
僕はそれを初めて知った時の衝撃が忘れられないよ
「このまま誰ともH出来なきゃ30になったら魔法使い?
40になったら妖精になるよ
50になったら賢者になれるらしい」と…。
それを知ってから僕は誰かの恋愛話を聞かされても
嫉妬に狂う事も明らかに昔より減ったなあ…。
特に最近は男性が女性をリードして常に奢り
結婚後もお金稼ぎ、家族サービスもしなきゃいけない
対する女性は奢って貰いながらもてなされるのが普通
しかも結婚後も旦那のお金でママ友と慣れ合う…。
それが真実なら僕は二次元を愛でよう、ずっと…。
それを知った顔見知りが僕の事を、上から目線でこう言った
「二次元とハーレムを謳歌するなんて砂上の楼閣のようだ…。
それでもお前が幸せなら、ご自由にどうぞ」
と言って去って行った…。
そう言えば、僕が以前一人暮らししていた時に
隣の部屋に住むカップルから何度か苦情来た事があった
だけど彼等もほぼ毎日Hしていたその声と音が
五月蝿いのでそれを注意したら謝罪して来たけど…。
彼氏が「童貞の貴方には辛かったッスよね?」って言ったら
すかさず彼女が「ウケる!」と笑って来た…。
Hしたらこんな風になってしまうのかな? だったら僕は…。
30になってメイジになりやがて、40になって妖精になり
50になって賢者になって、60になって仙人にでもなろうかな?
このまま誰ともHしないよ 二次元が僕の相棒だい!
裏切られたり面倒な事に巻き込まれるよりはマシだからさ…。
今日もあのキャラとホールが僕の相棒…。
- Lyricist
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- Composer
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Listen to Will you be a wizard when you turn age 30? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version] by Yamanokatsura-P
Streaming / Download
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I like Rock! But.... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Our club's "Korah!" King of the Demon (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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... Three-Point Leader (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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The song when my original character's notes were exposed in front of everyone. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"I can write lyrics!" A woman who proclaims (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Bowing Down! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"Don't run away!" The song when they called out (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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I'm sorry to be called a "natural".... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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You're in my way, Say It's! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song when 0 points are scored (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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A Songs when people say "Don't have sex with high school girls!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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I love the fruits and ears of rice that grow in the garden of the not-so-small palace (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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A friend who always says, "You're right." (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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You should quit music! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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The song when my father told me to "Quit Music!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Rookie Game, Ru "UKee!" Game (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"Do something about it, Keeee!" A song for when people say (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Well, in such a difficult situation ... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"Sing while gyrating your hips!" my sister declares. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Tragedy when I worked at a JPY 100 SHOP. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Oh!, A wonderful town. Kureiwa (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Meitori It's a good place, so stop by! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song when beaten at Tokyo Tower (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Let's make wonderful memories at Tokyo Tower! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro version]
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Because your original character is by your side... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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A song about almost getting run over by a motorcycle on another school's property (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song for when you were dis-criminated against at an independent support facility (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Bad Message Card (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song for when you were dis-criminated against at a group home (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Will you be a wizard when you turn age 30? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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War against the bullying children (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Goldfish Feces (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song when the mouth was imitated "Juice" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Like tea with pus (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Android & Hoido (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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What's a Rock Band? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Toilet Devil (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"Call Your Friends and Let's Go All Out!" The song when my sister said to me (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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A song about the time my father told me, "I'm going to kill you and turn myself in to the police!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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I want someone to untie the chain, but ... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Dad, don't hit me! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Hey, what's up, buddy? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Don't hit me in front of my dad elsewhere! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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I'll put a kiss mark on your back! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Dream Girl Land! with a dream (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Pakkyamarah (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Songs when someone recommends a feature-length animation that you have no interest in. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Tragedy of losing two fans who are dense in many ways at the same time. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Katsura Yamano is the same age as my Father!? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 50
You can rely on the Child Guidance Center (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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We made it 50 songs with songs that could not be included in the previous album and new songs.
Artist Profile
Yamanokatsura-P
I'm a Vocaloid P, mainly active in distribution. There are three main types of people I dislike. The first one is my sister, who is two years younger than me, and she always treats me like an insect. The second one is my father, who always favored my sister and discriminated against me. And finally, the third one is the bullies who have been bullying me. If this is okay with me, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Yamanokatsura-Pの他のリリース
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