アンドロイド＆ほいど アンドロイド あんだ、ほいど!
踊る阿呆に見る阿呆 どうせ同じ阿呆なら踊らにゃほいどほいど!
僕は友人に中学生の時に実は「アンドロイドが欲しいんだ
出来れば美女でメイドさんが良い」と話したら
数日後にあいつに知られたよ…。
アンドロイド＆ほいど アンドロイド あんだ、ほいど!
踊る阿呆に見る阿呆 どうせ同じ阿呆なら踊らにゃほいどほいど!
そいつはいじめっ子の金魚のフンみたいな奴でいつも僕をからかうんだ
そいつが僕が「アンドロイドが欲しい」と言う事を聞いてから
僕にこう言って来た
「お前何言ってっけや? 何が美少女メイドの
アンドロイド欲しいとか言ってっけ お前あだま大丈夫がぁ?」
当然いじめっ子達にもすぐに知られちゃったから
いじめられ、クラスの全員から笑われてしまったよ
アンドロイドがお前んトコになんか来る訳無いだろ!
「あんだ、ほいど!」って言われるぞ そんな事ばっかり言ってると
ましてメイドのアンドロイドなんか来る訳無いだろ、お前なんかに!
次の日からみんなにも
「アンドロイド＆ほいど アンドロイド あんだ、ほいど!
踊る阿呆に見る阿呆 どうせ同じ阿呆なら踊らにゃほいど!」
って言われたよ…。
ちなみに「ほいど」の意味は「卑しい、欲張り、乞食」と言う意味があるようだ
僕はそういう人じゃないのにそんな風に言われたらたまったモンじゃない
しかも「メイドさんのアンドロイドとかマジキモいんだけど
そんな事言ってると彼女出来ねえぞ、一生童貞だ!」
こんな事をクラスの大半から言われ続けて先生も助けず
他のクラスの人からも笑われてしまったよ…。
アンドロイドが本当に来て欲しいと強く想う
「あんだ、ほいど!」って言う人達から僕を守ってよ!
そしてメイドのアンドロイドに僕の得意な事を見つけてもらい
それを伸ばしたいんだよ!
だって僕は勉強もスポーツも好きでも得意でも無いから
周りと張り合っても劣等感に苛まれるのが分かってるから
それ以外のやり方で勝負するしか無いんだよ
そうしないと今回のような目にどこへ行っても
遭うのがわかってるから一緒に成長したいだけなのに…。
その美少女風のメイドさんの
アンドロイドの話しただけで周りのみんなから
「あんだ、ほいど!」って言われるようなトコなんだ学校は
ていうか「会社も似たような感じ」だと言っているよ、ネットとかで
なら尚更才能を磨かなきゃ!
アンドロイドもいつか出来る日が来ると思うけど
「あんだ、ほいど！」って人を笑い者にするような奴には
メイドさんのアンドロイドは来ないで欲しいよ!
もう充分に満たされてる筈だろ?
僕をいじめる事や、彼女が出来たり等
それでもまだ彼らは、満たされないと言うのか!?
- Lyricist
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- Composer
Yamanokatsura-P
Listen to Android & Hoido (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version] by Yamanokatsura-P
Streaming / Download
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I like Rock! But.... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 2
Our club's "Korah!" King of the Demon (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 3
... Three-Point Leader (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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The song when my original character's notes were exposed in front of everyone. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 5
"I can write lyrics!" A woman who proclaims (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 6
Bowing Down! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"Don't run away!" The song when they called out (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 8
I'm sorry to be called a "natural".... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 9
You're in my way, Say It's! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song when 0 points are scored (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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A Songs when people say "Don't have sex with high school girls!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 12
I love the fruits and ears of rice that grow in the garden of the not-so-small palace (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 13
A friend who always says, "You're right." (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 14
You should quit music! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 15
The song when my father told me to "Quit Music!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 16
Rookie Game, Ru "UKee!" Game (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 17
"Do something about it, Keeee!" A song for when people say (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 18
Well, in such a difficult situation ... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 19
"Sing while gyrating your hips!" my sister declares. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 20
Tragedy when I worked at a JPY 100 SHOP. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 21
Oh!, A wonderful town. Kureiwa (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 22
Meitori It's a good place, so stop by! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 23
Song when beaten at Tokyo Tower (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 24
Let's make wonderful memories at Tokyo Tower! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro version]
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- 25
Because your original character is by your side... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 26
A song about almost getting run over by a motorcycle on another school's property (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 27
Song for when you were dis-criminated against at an independent support facility (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Bad Message Card (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 29
Song for when you were dis-criminated against at a group home (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 30
Will you be a wizard when you turn age 30? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 31
War against the bullying children (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 32
Goldfish Feces (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song when the mouth was imitated "Juice" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 34
Like tea with pus (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Android & Hoido (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 36
What's a Rock Band? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 37
Toilet Devil (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 38
"Call Your Friends and Let's Go All Out!" The song when my sister said to me (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 39
A song about the time my father told me, "I'm going to kill you and turn myself in to the police!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 40
I want someone to untie the chain, but ... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 41
Dad, don't hit me! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 42
Hey, what's up, buddy? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 43
Don't hit me in front of my dad elsewhere! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 44
I'll put a kiss mark on your back! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 45
Dream Girl Land! with a dream (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 46
Pakkyamarah (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 47
Songs when someone recommends a feature-length animation that you have no interest in. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 48
Tragedy of losing two fans who are dense in many ways at the same time. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 49
Katsura Yamano is the same age as my Father!? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 50
You can rely on the Child Guidance Center (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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We made it 50 songs with songs that could not be included in the previous album and new songs.
Artist Profile
Yamanokatsura-P
I'm a Vocaloid P, mainly active in distribution. There are three main types of people I dislike. The first one is my sister, who is two years younger than me, and she always treats me like an insect. The second one is my father, who always favored my sister and discriminated against me. And finally, the third one is the bullies who have been bullying me. If this is okay with me, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Yamanokatsura-Pの他のリリース
VY1V4
![I like Rock! But.... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version] Front Cover](https://tcj-image-production.s3.ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/u37911/r1111580/ite1111580.jpg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAJV4VIS2VN3X4CBGA%2F20241126%2Fap-northeast-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20241126T082725Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=92c48872dda637f811b6d22993f79aeb6bd2aa67978275004c18fc6c1c176b48)
![... Three-Point Leader (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version] Front Cover](https://tcj-image-production.s3.ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/u37911/r1163691/ite1163691.jpg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAJV4VIS2VN3X4CBGA%2F20241126%2Fap-northeast-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20241126T082725Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=28900149e46a64c03cacc2cc0af8298924d3b1790da1891cee747f1fd9f5224e)
![I want to Re.Start with music! (feat. VY1V4) [Berryen Version] Front Cover](https://tcj-image-production.s3.ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/u37911/r1220930/ite1220930.jpg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAJV4VIS2VN3X4CBGA%2F20241126%2Fap-northeast-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20241126T082725Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=76ae38e98f1270d412c697f52d4c87bc561184452dc7dc609fd2166a8d8189b8)
![Why do they lie.... (feat. VY1V4) [Berryen Version] Front Cover](https://tcj-image-production.s3.ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/u37911/r1238290/ite1238290.jpg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAJV4VIS2VN3X4CBGA%2F20241126%2Fap-northeast-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20241126T082725Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=91f5022b55983e0bec780ed6d07e42f81b66e399a83c357ac4b424bb049eb994)
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