Lyric

It all began on a Saturday night

Something about you just felt off

A feeling I couldn’t quite explain

...A woman’s intuition, I suppose

Tonight was our special dinner

We casually poked at the hot pot

Wrapped in the sweet scent of warishita

Maybe I was a little too happy

But something caught my eye—how strange

There was more meat there just a moment ago

Could it be? Are you the Sukiyaki Ninja?

Meat vanishes without a sound (Before I notice)

Yes, you must be the Sukiyaki Ninja

You always steal the best bite for yourself

Hey—that’s not fair!

A single bite? I’d let that slide

But over and over? It’s getting on my nerves

Tofu and leeks are still sitting there

But you only reach for the meat

Without a word, you move your chopsticks

As if nothing had ever been there at all

Indeed, you are the Sukiyaki Ninja

Meat vanishes without a sound (Before I notice)

Yes, you are the Sukiyaki Ninja

But next time, I won’t let you steal it so easily

Tofu, shirataki, leeks, eggs—

They're all still here, but the meat is gone

I won’t be fooled again—not this time

That meat is mine!

Yes, you are the Sukiyaki Ninja

Meat vanishes without a sound (Before I notice)

Yes, you are the Sukiyaki Ninja

You always steal the best bite for yourself

Hey—that’s not fair!