Lyric

Steppin’ out the door, the morning feels so right

But something keeps on messing with me every time

My favorite pair of jeans, they just love to play

Slippin’ in the crack for free, won’t let me get away

Oh no… it’s the wedgie ride again

Every step I take, the pressure never ends

Pullin’ won’t release it, tugging’s not enough

This silly little torture’s just too much, oh rough!

On the crowded bus, I’m clenching way too tight

Afraid that people see and laugh at my plight

But truth be told, it’s destiny’s design

These pants of mine keep prankin’ me all the time

If you’ve been there too, come and raise your hand

It’s not embarrassing, it’s part of who I am

Laugh it out together, help me set it free

This wedgie ride’s a legend, it’s my comedy!

Life’s just like a pair of pants

Sometimes it fits, sometimes it’s too tight to dance

Don’t take it too serious, my dear old friend

Just laugh it off — the wedgie always ends