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A Songs when people say "Don't have sex with high school girls!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
Yamanokatsura-P
「早くしろ!、ドアを開けろ!、いいから黙って部屋に入れろ!」
こんな事をいきなり言って来る 僕は戸惑いに苛まれ狂う…。
アポ無しで、アホ丸出しで面倒臭い事この上無いが
親の命令だし止むを得ない
そんな彼に振り回される日々が始まってしまった…。
「僕は音楽で食べて行きたい!」と想い
上京する為にお金を100万貯め
いざ上京する為、親に報告したら
親から「良いけど条件2つある。
1つ目は期限は5年以内、2つ目はうちも所属してる
某コミュニティーに協力する事が絶対条件だ!」と…。
両親はそのコミュニティーの埼玉支部に早速連絡付けました
僕は戸惑いながらも渋々に条件を飲んで上京した
アパートを借りて両親に住所を教えた次の日に
某コミュニティーの埼玉支部の担当者が早速来たんだよ
「山野 桂君さあ、何で新狭山に来たの?」って聞かれ
当初は都内の23区に住もうとしたら不動産屋が
「貴方の予算では無理だから」と
都心から離れたここ勧められた事を正直に話すと
彼が「何やってんだよ?、そんなんじゃ
やってけねえぞ、気張ってけて!」と
僕にそう言ったすぐ後に
「何か随分イカ臭えな」僕は貴方を威嚇せな!
「何だお前、シコってたのか?、
あーっはっはっはっはっはっはっはっ、若いなあ!
桂君、先ずは手ェ洗えよ。シコった直後の手じゃ
汚ねえからさ、ちゃんと石鹸も使えよ」と…。
僕は言われた通りに手を洗う、アポ無しで来た彼は突然
アポカリプティックなこのコミュニティーが
どれだけ凄いか語り出した
暫く語ってAさんが何を思ってか?、こう切り出す
「桂君さっきシコってた時に、どんなおかずを使ってたか
早く教えろ!」と言い出した。仕方無くベッドの真下から
さっき使ったおかずを教えたよ。「その作品の内容は
主人公が出会い系サイトで女子高生と出会い
お金を支払って色々やる、というお話です」と言ったら彼が
「いきり立って、珍宝立って(コラ!)女子高生に手出すなよお前!
捕まっちゃうから、本当に」と言って来た
「それじゃ女子高生に僕がまるで手出すかのような
口振りで言うけれど、僕も常識は備えています!」と言うと
「本当か?、何かやりそうだな。お前、女好きそうだし
マジで勘弁してくれよ。もしそんな事したらご両親とっても悲しむぞ。
後、このコミュニティーの顔に泥を塗る事にもなるぞ」と…。
「だったら放っといて下さい!」と言ったら
「君のご両親に言うぞ!、と。それが嫌なら参加しろ!」
と言われ仕方無く了承した…。
後日Aさんがやって来て、俺TUEEE的な振る舞いで
僕を集会所へ連れ出しては色々雑用押し付けて来た
雑用どんどん増えて来て、内容どんどんムズくなり
彼等に付いていけなくなり、居留守使ったら
Bさんだったからと思って開けたら
Aさんも居たからドア閉めようとしたら…。
Bさんが「桂待って!、僕ら立っての頼みだから話を聞いて!」
僕が居留守を使った理由を言ったらAさんがすかさず
「桂、お前は歌手になれない。何とかして楽な方へ
行こうとしてるのが透けて見えた。鍛えてあげてるの
何で解んないかな～…。」
それを聞いた僕は追い返した
僕は仕事が決まって収入入って、生活出来るようになった。
けれど夢からは遠退いている…。僕は何やってるんだろう?
暫く経って彼等が来て「謝りたい」と言って来た。
僕も実は謝りたい、と思ってたから先ずは謝り合った。
彼等の誠実な態度と、ご飯奢ってくれた事が
アダマンタイトよりも固い僕の意思動かしてしまったよ…。
「君も僕に謝りたい事があるなら言ってよ、1、2、3、ハイ!
僕へのお詫びNo.1。それは、僕が来た時拒否反応で
『嫌です、本当に!』と言いながら僕らを追い返した事。
続いて、僕へのお詫びNo.2。それは?」
桂「雑用係を辞めたいです」
「あーっはっはっはっはっはっ!、面白い冗談言うなあ君は」
あっ!?、これ辞めさせる気は無いな、際どいなあ…。
- Lyricist
Yamanokatsura-P
- Composer
Yamanokatsura-P
Listen to A Songs when people say "Don't have sex with high school girls!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version] by Yamanokatsura-P
Streaming / Download
- 1
I like Rock! But.... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 2
Our club's "Korah!" King of the Demon (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 3
... Three-Point Leader (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 4
The song when my original character's notes were exposed in front of everyone. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"I can write lyrics!" A woman who proclaims (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 6
Bowing Down! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 7
"Don't run away!" The song when they called out (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 8
I'm sorry to be called a "natural".... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 9
You're in my way, Say It's! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 10
Song when 0 points are scored (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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A Songs when people say "Don't have sex with high school girls!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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I love the fruits and ears of rice that grow in the garden of the not-so-small palace (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 13
A friend who always says, "You're right." (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 14
You should quit music! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 15
The song when my father told me to "Quit Music!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 16
Rookie Game, Ru "UKee!" Game (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 17
"Do something about it, Keeee!" A song for when people say (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 18
Well, in such a difficult situation ... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 19
"Sing while gyrating your hips!" my sister declares. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 20
Tragedy when I worked at a JPY 100 SHOP. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 21
Oh!, A wonderful town. Kureiwa (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 22
Meitori It's a good place, so stop by! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 23
Song when beaten at Tokyo Tower (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 24
Let's make wonderful memories at Tokyo Tower! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro version]
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- 25
Because your original character is by your side... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 26
A song about almost getting run over by a motorcycle on another school's property (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 27
Song for when you were dis-criminated against at an independent support facility (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 28
Bad Message Card (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 29
Song for when you were dis-criminated against at a group home (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 30
Will you be a wizard when you turn age 30? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 31
War against the bullying children (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 32
Goldfish Feces (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 33
Song when the mouth was imitated "Juice" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 34
Like tea with pus (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 35
Android & Hoido (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 36
What's a Rock Band? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 37
Toilet Devil (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 38
"Call Your Friends and Let's Go All Out!" The song when my sister said to me (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 39
A song about the time my father told me, "I'm going to kill you and turn myself in to the police!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 40
I want someone to untie the chain, but ... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 41
Dad, don't hit me! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 42
Hey, what's up, buddy? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 43
Don't hit me in front of my dad elsewhere! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 44
I'll put a kiss mark on your back! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 45
Dream Girl Land! with a dream (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 46
Pakkyamarah (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 47
Songs when someone recommends a feature-length animation that you have no interest in. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 48
Tragedy of losing two fans who are dense in many ways at the same time. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 49
Katsura Yamano is the same age as my Father!? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 50
You can rely on the Child Guidance Center (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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We made it 50 songs with songs that could not be included in the previous album and new songs.
Artist Profile
Yamanokatsura-P
I'm a Vocaloid P, mainly active in distribution. There are three main types of people I dislike. The first one is my sister, who is two years younger than me, and she always treats me like an insect. The second one is my father, who always favored my sister and discriminated against me. And finally, the third one is the bullies who have been bullying me. If this is okay with me, please do not hesitate to contact me.
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