「トイレには悪魔が居るらしいんだ」と知り合いが言ってた
早くしろ! 本当コラー! いつまでも何やってんだよ!?
あっ、そっか。 こういう時にお互いに宿るのかな?
僕は地元の朝一発のバスに乗り 仙台に8時に着くように向かいました
その道中で大の方がしたくなって
「トイレ行け!」と大脳が急かし始めたんだよ やばい出そうだ、ウォー!
8時少し前にバス停に着きました 僕は大の方が限界迎えてました
僕はどっちのトイレに行くか迷ったけど
駅かディスカウントショップか悩んだ末に後者を選びました
そう思ってトイレのある5階へと駆け足で向かったけど
3つの内1つは故障中で残り2つとも先客が居たんだよ
トイレにも悪魔が居ると言うのは本当だったよ
トイレでは用を足したい、と思ったら余計したくなった
「お願い、早く出て欲しい!」という願いが叶うのは5分後だったんだけれど
その間苦痛に耐え彼らが出るのを待つ…。
僕がトイレに着いてから既に3分経った 幾ら大でもそんなに時間掛かるもんかな?
僕が苦痛に苛まれる一方で真ん中の部屋の人が鼻をかみ始めた
左の部屋の人はウォシュレット使い出しほっ、とし始めた
ふざけんなよ! かれこれ4分以上経ってんだろ!?
待ってる人が居るのが分かっているなら
早く出ろ2人とも! 僕の後ろにも別の人が待ってる
トイレにも悪魔が居て双方に働き掛けるんだなあ
待つ方にも使う方それぞれ違う悪魔が働くんだなあ
僕は早く用を足したいが為に自分の事しか考えられなくなっていたんだ
相手が先客だからいつ出ようと自由なんだけど…。
それを良い事に使ってる方は「もっとほっ、としろ」と悪魔の囁きに負けて
後の人の事を考えられなくなっているんだろう 今まさにそういう状態なんだなあ
それに学生時代いつもトイレでは1軍が悪さし汚くしたり壊してて
それを先生らが直し 僕のような3軍らがいつも綺麗にさせられて来たんだよ
やっぱりどこのトイレにも悪魔が居て悪ささせる、みんな使うトイレには…。
それよりも5分過ぎてるのにまだ出ないのかな?
と思ってたら左の部屋に動きがあり漸く出て来たよ
僕らは出て来た彼を睨みつけた 彼は気不味い表情でトイレを去ったんだよ…。
トイレの悪魔に僕は打ち勝って1分で用を足した
僕が用を足してる間待ってる人が「いつまで何やってんだ?」と
真ん中の部屋の人に聞こえるように独り言言ってた彼に
「すいません…。」と会釈し 彼はトイレに速攻入り用を足していた
その間にも隣の部屋の人は結局出て来なかったんだ…。
- Lyricist
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- Composer
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Listen to Toilet Devil (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version] by Yamanokatsura-P
Streaming / Download
- 1
I like Rock! But.... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 2
Our club's "Korah!" King of the Demon (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 3
... Three-Point Leader (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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The song when my original character's notes were exposed in front of everyone. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"I can write lyrics!" A woman who proclaims (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Bowing Down! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"Don't run away!" The song when they called out (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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I'm sorry to be called a "natural".... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 9
You're in my way, Say It's! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song when 0 points are scored (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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A Songs when people say "Don't have sex with high school girls!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 12
I love the fruits and ears of rice that grow in the garden of the not-so-small palace (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 13
A friend who always says, "You're right." (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 14
You should quit music! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 15
The song when my father told me to "Quit Music!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 16
Rookie Game, Ru "UKee!" Game (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 17
"Do something about it, Keeee!" A song for when people say (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 18
Well, in such a difficult situation ... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"Sing while gyrating your hips!" my sister declares. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Tragedy when I worked at a JPY 100 SHOP. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 21
Oh!, A wonderful town. Kureiwa (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 22
Meitori It's a good place, so stop by! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 23
Song when beaten at Tokyo Tower (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 24
Let's make wonderful memories at Tokyo Tower! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro version]
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- 25
Because your original character is by your side... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 26
A song about almost getting run over by a motorcycle on another school's property (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 27
Song for when you were dis-criminated against at an independent support facility (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Bad Message Card (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 29
Song for when you were dis-criminated against at a group home (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Will you be a wizard when you turn age 30? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 31
War against the bullying children (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 32
Goldfish Feces (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Song when the mouth was imitated "Juice" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 34
Like tea with pus (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 35
Android & Hoido (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 36
What's a Rock Band? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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Toilet Devil (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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"Call Your Friends and Let's Go All Out!" The song when my sister said to me (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 39
A song about the time my father told me, "I'm going to kill you and turn myself in to the police!" (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 40
I want someone to untie the chain, but ... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 41
Dad, don't hit me! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 42
Hey, what's up, buddy? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 43
Don't hit me in front of my dad elsewhere! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 44
I'll put a kiss mark on your back! (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 45
Dream Girl Land! with a dream (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 46
Pakkyamarah (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 47
Songs when someone recommends a feature-length animation that you have no interest in. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 48
Tragedy of losing two fans who are dense in many ways at the same time. (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 49
Katsura Yamano is the same age as my Father!? (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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- 50
You can rely on the Child Guidance Center (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version]
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We made it 50 songs with songs that could not be included in the previous album and new songs.
Artist Profile
Yamanokatsura-P
I'm a Vocaloid P, mainly active in distribution. There are three main types of people I dislike. The first one is my sister, who is two years younger than me, and she always treats me like an insect. The second one is my father, who always favored my sister and discriminated against me. And finally, the third one is the bullies who have been bullying me. If this is okay with me, please do not hesitate to contact me.
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![I like Rock! But.... (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version] Front Cover](https://tcj-image-production.s3.ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/u37911/r1111580/ite1111580.jpg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAJV4VIS2VN3X4CBGA%2F20241126%2Fap-northeast-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20241126T123442Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=a2bae5ed78b75e4a27392ce16f94db2ff62e01bde7084aa7902d31af5cb95f4f)
![... Three-Point Leader (feat. VY1V4) [Electro Version] Front Cover](https://tcj-image-production.s3.ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/u37911/r1163691/ite1163691.jpg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAJV4VIS2VN3X4CBGA%2F20241126%2Fap-northeast-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20241126T123442Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=050cd07df4105cbaf978a1b1d52d87ee1cae8fb36ecc41ae38fe4ee4d4eb51e5)
![I want to Re.Start with music! (feat. VY1V4) [Berryen Version] Front Cover](https://tcj-image-production.s3.ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/u37911/r1220930/ite1220930.jpg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAJV4VIS2VN3X4CBGA%2F20241126%2Fap-northeast-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20241126T123442Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=831a457c2ce751bf68f4d19740345a2512f23eaf88120aaa497b77a295e033b7)
![Why do they lie.... (feat. VY1V4) [Berryen Version] Front Cover](https://tcj-image-production.s3.ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/u37911/r1238290/ite1238290.jpg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAJV4VIS2VN3X4CBGA%2F20241126%2Fap-northeast-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20241126T123443Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=922ad3d2d784ee7d94f74c819e2aa84bf67f8c1814c84219ee257cbdd69ddd65)
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